Category: Cone Adventures
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Plucky Cone
Cone bravely faces the danger of accessing alternate universes through an ethereal portal.
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Thrilled Cone
Cone is practically bouncing with excitement over his new toy from Amazon.
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Artisan Cone
Cone pumps some weights, flexes, and gets fired up to measure baking ingredients for sCones!
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Grounded Cone
Cone tries to get rooted by staring up at the tree branches.
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Grassy Cone
Cone smoked so much weed that he sprouted a wild and frizzy hairstyle naturally.
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Chaotic Cone
Cone figures his life is a character trapped in one long film noir.
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Disconsolate Cone
Cone starts digging his way to Australia to see a cute wallaby, but gives up almost instantly.
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Psychedelic Cone
Cone takes LSD to experience something profound but just ends up in a vortex.
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Mindful Cone
Cone tries to connect with his mental well-being by reclining on a comfy couch.
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Considerate Cone
Cone wonders whether dressing up to play rhinos and hippos is cultural appropriation.
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Adventurous Cone
Cone has been so grounded for so long that he feels the urge to throw caution to the wind.
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Shaky Cone
Cone climbs the ladder of success… only to find it wobbles.
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Non-judgmental Cone
Cone tries to broaden his perspective by discussing the pros and cons of smooth versus hairy bodies with Sheep.
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Tired Cone
Cone lays down his sweet and weary head, as the sun sinks low in the Western sky.
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Nervous Cone
Cone realizes that he is too chicken to cross the road.
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Raised Cone
Cone elevates his watchfulness to test whether mobility improves vigilance.
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Amazed Cone
Cone is shocked that the radioactive hazard symbol uses abstracted safety cones in the graphic.
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Theatrical Cone
Cone is thrilled to introduce the dramatic live-stage performance of ‘Roads Less Travelled’ at The Loading Dock Theatre.
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Disoriented Cone
Cone jumps around during a long exposure photograph but gets dizzy and wobbly in the process.
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Unsettled Cone
Cone, upon reflection, feels a bit divided.
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Campaigning Cone
Cone, building on the success of the Free The Vagina movement, starts campaigning to free the urethra.
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Lazy Cone
Cone parties all night and wakes up hungover, rumpled, and disheveled.
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Responsible Cone
Cone feels it is his duty as a safety officer to stand in for Exit Sign at the local Friday night rave.
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Affectionate Cone
Cone finds spooning with Tracker Loader Backhoe pleasant enough, but not terribly intimate.
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Enlightened Cone
Cone feels an acute need to join the tri-angulati society to covertly oppose all vehicles of oppression and obtuse thought.
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Unimpressed Cone
Cone tries outside-the-box thinking but finds it overrated.
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Demoralized Cone
Cone finds it disheartening to be enveloped by so much negative space.
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Surrealist Cone
Cone channels the space between wake and sleep to actualize his unconscious Daliesque dreamstate.
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Self-reliant Cone
Cone is working on creating one more diagonal line inside his body so that he can hug and kiss himself.
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Sheepish Cone
Cone stares into a funhouse mirror and suddenly understands emotional eating.
