Category: Cone Adventures
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Dull Cone
Cone would like to join in the conversation but worries that his views might be too pedestrian.
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Intimidated Cone
Cone ignores road markings and crosses the solid white line into forbidden territory.
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Insecure Cone
Cone wonders whether he truly fits in with the signage street-gangs.
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Legless Cone
Cone feels oddly comfortable after tripping over a hole, giggling and falling in.
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Frustrated Cone
Cone wonders why modern technology so often does not take cones into consideration.
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Introspective Cone
Cone attempts to look within for inner wisdom.
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Mortified Cone
Cone gets high, is suddenly embarrassed, and hides under a disheveled shirt.
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Panicked Cone
Cone peeks over the edge and immediately wishes he hadn’t.
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Clumsy Cone
Cone charged ahead in the obstacle race but tripped on a hazard right out of the gate.
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Undercover Cone
Cone takes on a covert operation to uncover hidden hazards.
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Sinister Cone
Cone shuffles forward in a terrifying stroll, dragging one leg behind him.
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Spinning Cone
Cone spirals into a vortex, landing somewhere between nausea and enlightenment.
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Exploding Cone
Cone explodes onto stage with less ‘entrance’ and more all-out drama
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Stationary Cone
Cone rolls with the punches while others jump to get to what’s real.
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Lost Cone
Cone discovers his survival skills are mostly decorative.
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Ingenious Cone
Cone Alone: taped off, but perfectly placed to trip up burglars.
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Uneasy Cone
Cone fears Ott2ILE is rude slang, which is awkward since he’s already said it twice.
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Discarded Cone
Cone abandons all hope of escaping the judgment of pedestrians.
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Stealthy Cone
Cone makes like a ninja: silent, deadly, and fluorescent orange.
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Sinking Cone
Cone climbs hard but keeps falling between two emotionally incompatible realities.
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Surprised Cone
Cone’s endoscope found a cube inside, proof that square pegs do fit in round holes!
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Textured Cone
Cone tries living in Ansel Adams’ black and white world; high contrast, extra dramatic, and a bit grainy
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Warped Cone
Cone melts his self-portrait and calls it “emotionally honest.”
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Dismayed Cone
Cone can’t believe the sky grows its own cotton candy.
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Tipsy Cone
Cone and friends use the street line to steady themselves after a wild night out.
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Faceted Cone
Cone experiments with cubism and hasn’t felt whole since.
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Boogying Cone
Cone lets loose and interprets East Coast Swing as advanced wobbling.
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Ostentatious Cone
Cone sips Black Ivory Coffee as he gets ready for the Met Gala.
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Escaping Cone
Cone busts out of imprisonment with the help of powerful rocket boosters.
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Imprisoned Cone
Cone has a visitation with his friend at the Philawater Department of Corrections.
